How do you confirm the authenticity of pirates?

They think therefore they ARRRRRR!

Today we had to pass up the opportunity to take in this large piece of piratical pulchritude. Things that would be very difficult to store and ship do not have the odds in their favor at SHOPitLA. This gentleman rogue had also seen better days in terms of condition, could you expect any less of a pirate? However we couldn't help but share the amazing moment with you! Only at an eBay store in Los Angeles would you come across something so unique!